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IF YOU ARE A CHILD OR A PRUDE, THEN HIT THE BACK BUTTON NOW!!!
Dear Readers,
POOPP is meant for smart, naughty adults to enjoy, but beware and heed the warning at the onset because it is no joke. [Warning to Readers: Herein contains Profane Obscene Offensive Perverse Poetry Read at your own Risk] It is likely that at least one poem will offend you.
I found in my body of work this collection that I cannot submit to contests and other traditional literary outlets. Many of the poems could be perceived as salacious and scandalous, taboo and going too far, dark and mean, crazy and outrageous, blasphemous and repugnant…in other words, a “poopy” theme, so no respectable organization would risk its reputation and ruin, which is reasonable, right? It is probably a preposterous proposition to presume that these particular poems are purposely unpublishable.
“Cocaine,” by its title alone, is summarily rejected, even though it is a beautiful terza rima with depth.
“Oxford Apartments Psychopath” is shocking when you realize that the worst details are not invention, but historical fiction. Its font is difficult to read by design, to deter children from reading it, and to slow the reader so that the revulsion really sinks in.
“Oh Canada” is a trio of ribald limericks featuring the city of Regina, the Queen, and a spinster.
“Marathon” is a true story. I really did see a row of pork swords doing their business and yelled, “I see meat!” into the spring morning Paris air.
Forms include many styles, including open and closed verse, established and innovative, allusion and alliteration, serious and flighty, profound and provoking, internalized and detached, controversial and opinionated, satire and metaphor, devil’s advocate, sex, religion, politics…nothing is off limits…it’s shamefully delightful…readers will relate and rebel.
This e-book is also meant for print, and the font type and size differ to match the tone for each poem, so here is your CAVEAT EMPTOR OR BUYER BEWARE: the poems are not resizable, and there is no text flow, so some of the font is very tiny and will be difficult to read. I performed an act of magic to produce POOPP in Kindle form, but with a tradeoff.
I truly hope that you derive delectation from POOPP.
Yours truly, Jenny
IF YOU ARE A CHILD OR A PRUDE, THEN HIT THE BACK BUTTON NOW!!!
Dear Readers,
POOPP is meant for smart, naughty adults to enjoy, but beware and heed the warning at the onset because it is no joke. [Warning to Readers: Herein contains Profane Obscene Offensive Perverse Poetry Read at your own Risk] It is likely that at least one poem will offend you.
I found in my body of work this collection that I cannot submit to contests and other traditional literary outlets. Many of the poems could be perceived as salacious and scandalous, taboo and going too far, dark and mean, crazy and outrageous, blasphemous and repugnant…in other words, a “poopy” theme, so no respectable organization would risk its reputation and ruin, which is reasonable, right? It is probably a preposterous proposition to presume that these particular poems are purposely unpublishable.
“Cocaine,” by its title alone, is summarily rejected, even though it is a beautiful terza rima with depth.
“Oxford Apartments Psychopath” is shocking when you realize that the worst details are not invention, but historical fiction. Its font is difficult to read by design, to deter children from reading it, and to slow the reader so that the revulsion really sinks in.
“Oh Canada” is a trio of ribald limericks featuring the city of Regina, the Queen, and a spinster.
“Marathon” is a true story. I really did see a row of pork swords doing their business and yelled, “I see meat!” into the spring morning Paris air.
Forms include many styles, including open and closed verse, established and innovative, allusion and alliteration, serious and flighty, profound and provoking, internalized and detached, controversial and opinionated, satire and metaphor, devil’s advocate, sex, religion, politics…nothing is off limits…it’s shamefully delightful…readers will relate and rebel.
This e-book is also meant for print, and the font type and size differ to match the tone for each poem, so here is your CAVEAT EMPTOR OR BUYER BEWARE: the poems are not resizable, and there is no text flow, so some of the font is very tiny and will be difficult to read. I performed an act of magic to produce POOPP in Kindle form, but with a tradeoff.
I truly hope that you derive delectation from POOPP.
Yours truly, Jenny
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